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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-co
mmercial event looking to provide the best conference possible on a very li
mited budget. 

THOTCON 0xB will be held in Chicago, IL on Oct 8th and 9th, 2021.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

*** SCHEDULE **************************************************************

Note: Talk titles have been *modified* to fit this shitty 80's format.

Note Note: See "Speakers" area for full titles and abstracts. 

Thursday, Oct 7th, 2021

1900 - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - EXTRA_TOP_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Friday, Oct 8th, 2021

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
0900 - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SWAG, 喝一杯
1035 - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
1100 - KEYNOTE.1 - "Your Brain is Lying To You" - Katie Nickels
1200 - TALK.1 - "Reverse Engineering for Persistence" - Valentina Palmiotti
1300 - BREAK 
1400 - TALK.2 - "A Very Special Puppet Show" - Jaku & Friends
1500 - TALK.3 - "Jackpot! Attacking Arcade Machines" - Patrick Sayler
1600 - TALK.4 - "./senua -v" - Anxious_Rabbit_
1700 - QUICK BREAK - BRB
1715 - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS - c7five
1730 - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - TURBO.1 - "Pricing and Mapping The Underground Economy" - David Hetu
1230 - TURBO.2 - "TA456's Multipronged Approach" - Joshua Miller
1300 - TURBO.3 - "The Year of the Vuln Disclosure Policy" - Jack Cable
1330 - TURBO.4 - "Web Skimming Attacks on Ecommerce Websites" - S. Coontoor 
1400 - TURBO.5 - "Adversary Detection Pipelines" - Xena Olsen
1430 - TURBO.6 - "From Print Spooler to Silver Ticket" - EvilMog
1500 - TURBO.7 - "From Zero to Near-Hero" - Steve O'Reilly
1530 - TURBO.8 - "Abusing WebViews to steal all the files" - Jesson Soto
1600 - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - X.1 - "Hacking the THOTCON 0xB Badge" - Jay Margalus && Rudy Ristich
1400 - X.2 - "Defending Against Unmanaged Devices" - E. Poynton
1600 - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

2000 - THOTCON 0xB PARTY* - Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club**

* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. No Guests or +1s. 
** Must have conference BADGE, MASK, and vaccine band for entry. 

Saturday, Oct 9th, 2021

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
0930 - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
1035 - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
1100 - KEYNOTE.2 - "Evolution of Hackers Over the Years" - Emmanuel Goldstein
1200 - TALK.6 - "A Roadmap For Safer Cryptographic Code" - Daniel Crowley
1300 - TALK.7 - "Stalkerware Capabilities" - Lodrina Cherne
1400 - TALK.8 - "Making fake tweets with Transformers" - Joshua Jay Herman
1500 - TALK.9 - "Owning the Cloud" - Ben Sadeghipour
1600 - CONTEST RESULTS - Contest Leads 
1630 - DAY 2 - CLOSING REMARKS - c7five && Lead OPERs
1645 - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - TURBO.9 - "Hardware Hacking" - Videoman
1230 - TURBO.10 - "Private Pictures Photo Vaults Don't Work" - @dnsprincess
1300 - TURBO.11 - "OSINT and the Hermit Kingdom" - Nick Roy
1330 - NULL - ./HJSETUP.EXE
1400 - CONTEST.1 - "HACKER JEOPARDY"
1500 - NULL - ./RM HJSETUP.EXE
1530 - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - X.3 - "Security Policy and Regulation Trends" - Dr. Amit Elazari
1400 - X.4 - "The War Over Your DNS Queries" - John Bambenek
1600 - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

2200 - THOTCON && NEO PARTY @ TBA

Brought to you by Sakebomb && Mr. Minion

See Twitter #babybathbubbles

*** AREAS *****************************************************************

This year the conference will have 7 different areas:

* LOC://AUD - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will be theatre style seating in this room. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 1. 
 - Again, there is NO talking in Track 1 or you will be asked to leave. 
很抱歉，沒有酒了。

* LOC://GYM - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will be rows of chairs.
 - There will be a bar in here. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 2. 
 - Again, there is NO talking in Track 2 or you will be asked to leave. 

* LOC://306 - Track X 
 - This is where the Track X demos talks will be held. 
 - There will be chair seating and screens.

* LOC://BAR - BarCon && Edu Sponsors
 - There will be drinking in here. 
 - The Edu Sponsors will be in here. 
 - There will be music and wubs.
 - There will be Lulz.
 - There will be chairs and tables.
 - There will be access to the tubes.
 - You do not have to STFU in here!

*LOC://TENT
 - Large tent with food stations:
   - Breakfast
   - Lunch Selections
   - Snacks
 - Note: All meals are $5.00 
 - There will be chairs and tables.
 - You do not have to STFU out here!

* LOC://R109 - Villages 
 - Table 0 - NO HUGGING VILLAGE
 - Table 1 - LOCKPICK VILLAGE
 - Table 2 - TROLLING VILLAGE
 - Table 3 - JAKU & FRIENDS PUPPET SHOW
 - Table 4 - COVID-19 VARIANT VILLAGE
 - Table 5 - LoRa HACKING VILLAGE

* LOC://R309 && R311 - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snacks. This area will be open until 1 hour before close. 
 - There will be Track 1 && Track 2 video and audio in these rooms. 
 
 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

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