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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-co
mmercial event looking to provide the best conference possible on a very li
mited budget. 

THOTCON 0xA will be held in Chicago, IL on May 3rd and 4th, 2019.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

*** SCHEDULE **************************************************************

Note: Talk titles have been *modified* to fit this shitty 80's format.

Note Note: See "Speakers" area for full titles and abstracts. 

Thursday, May 2nd, 2019

07:30PM - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - EXTRA_TOP_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Friday, May 3rd, 2019

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SWAG, 喝一杯
10:35AM - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.1 - "TBA" - Rachel Tobec
12:00PM - TALK.1 - "When Refrigerators Attack" - Kat Fitzgerald
01:00PM - TALK.2 - "Defeating Next-Gen AV and EDR" - Eisen && Lehman
02:00PM - TALK.3 - "Fixing the Diversity Gap in Cybersecurity" - Messdaghi 
03:00PM - TALK.4 - "IMSI Catchers Demystified" - supersat
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.2 - "TBA" - Josh Corman
05:00PM - TALK.5 - "Surf and Turf" - 0penwir3
06:00PM - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS - c7five
06:10PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.1 - "Hacking Con Badges for Fun and Profit" - rob rehr
11:30AM - TURBO.2 - "Zombie Ant Farm" - Dimitry Snezhkov
12:00PM - TURBO.3 - "Adversary-Based Risk Analysis" - Julian Cohen
12:30PM - TURBO.4 - "Hacking Stressed" - Celeste
01:00PM - TURBO.5 - "IR-dventures from the vendors basements" - effffn
01:30PM - TURBO.6 - "Hacking Visitor Mgmt Systems" - robbinbs && sandw1ch
02:00PM - TURBO.7 - "Hashcat Blender" - EvilMog
02:30PM - TURBO.8 - "Detecting new malware with osquery" - Guillaume Ross
03:00PM - TURBO.9 - "Archive-Based Path Traversal Attacks" - unicornfurnace
03:30PM - TURBO.10 - "Contact Center Authentication" - Kelley Robinson
04:00PM - TURBO.11 - "Goldilocks and the three ATM attacks" - VideoMan
04:30PM - TURBO.12 - "MIYK - Man in your keyboard" - Jason Martinsen
05:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - X.1 - "Hanging w/ Dangling Pointers in Linux Kernel" - Edgar Pek
02:00PM - X.2 - "Hacking THOTCON 0xA Badges" - Jay Margalus && Rudy Ristich
04:00PM - X.3 - "PCAPs to Break Down Application-Layer Protocols" - Pearson
05:40PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

09:00PM - THOTCON 0xA PARTY* - HeadQuarters Beercade, 213 W Institute Pl**

* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. No Guests or +1s. 
** Must have conference BADGE for entry. 

Note: You WILL be turned away without a badge. 

Saturday, May 4th, 2019

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
10:35AM - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.3 - "TBA" - Shiela Berta
12:00PM - TALK.6 - "Writing your own Linux Rootkit" - meta
01:00PM - TALK.7 - "When Strong Encryption, Isn't" - Kurt Kincaid
02:00PM - TALK.8 - "OSINT Monitoring the Alt-Right" - B_meson && RiotDoge
03:00PM - TALK.9 - "E-Ticket Forging and E-Ticket Stealing" - Nigam
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.4 - "TBA" - L0st
05:00PM - CONTEST RESULTS - Contest Leads 
05:30PM - DAY 2 - CLOSING REMARKS - c7five && Lead OPERs
06:00PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.13 - "3D printed picks" - Fl0rbu5
11:30AM - TURBO.14 - "From Developer to Security" - LilBitEvil
12:00PM - TURBO.15 - "Mal Devices on Hostile Nets at Home" - Alexander
12:30PM - TURBO.16 - "What's Possible w CORS?" - Deck
01:00PM - TURBO.17 - "A year's worth of hacks and exploits" - Caleb Tennis
01:30PM - NULL - ./HJSETUP.EXE
02:00PM - CONTEST.1 - "HACKER JEOPARDY"
03:00PM - NULL - ./RM HJSETUP.EXE
03:30PM - TURBO.18 - "Why InfoSec Needs Governance" - Klus
04:00PM - TURBO.19 - "Why Can't the FCC Tell the Truth?" - Anita Nikolich 
04:30PM - TURBO.20 - "AntiPiracy Protections on System Security" - solstice
05:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - X.4 - "MindCraft: Controlling Drones With Your Mind" - Jon Gear
02:00PM - X.5 - "Fun with SDRs, sorry no Profit" - Price McDonald
03:40PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

10:00PM - THOTCON && NEO PARTY @ SEE SAKEBOMB FOR A GOOD TIME

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See Twitter #babybathbubbles

Sunday, May 5th, 2019

Banned Johnny Xmas Presents: 

BurbSecCon 2019
Noon - 4:00pm @ TBA
Open Bar + Free $FOOD
(Sponsored by TBA) 

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This year the conference will have 7 different areas:

* LOC://AUD - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will be theatre style seating in this room. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 1. 
  - Again, there is NO talking in Track 1 or you will be asked to leave. 
很抱歉，沒有酒了。

* LOC://GYM - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will be rows of chairs.
 - There will be a bar in here. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 2. 
 - Again, there is NO talking in Track 2 or you will be asked to leave. 

* LOC://306 - Track X 
 - This is where the Track X demos talks will be held. 
 - There will be chair seating and screens.

* LOC://BAR - BarCon, Edu Sponsors && Food Trucks
 - There will be drinking in here. 
 - The Edu Sponsors will be in here. 
 - There will be music and wubs.
 - There will be Lulz.
 - There will be chairs and tables.
 - There will be access to the tubes.
 - You do not have to STFU in here!
 - Food Hall will be right out the South exit. 
   - 4 Food Stations / 1 Bar 
   - large tent with tables for seating

* LOC://R109 - Villages A 
 - Table 0 - HACKER BREW CONTEST INFO/CHECK-IN/JUDGING
 - Table 1 - TBA
 - Table 2 - TBA
 - Table 3 - LOCKPICK VILLAGE PEOPLE

* LOC://R111 - Villages B
 - Table 4 - TBA
 - Table 5 - TBA
 - Table 6 - Jaku & Friends Puppet Show 
 - Table 7 - TBA

* LOC://R309 && R311 - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snacks. This area will be open until 1 hour before close. 
 - There will be Track 1 && Track 2 video and audio in these rooms. 
 
 * LOC://R302 - HAM RADIO EXAMS 

 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

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