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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is a hac
king conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-commercial e
vent looking to provide the best conference possible on a very limited budget.
THOTCON 0xC will be held in Chicago, IL on May 19th and 20th, 2023.
It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speakers dur
ing the week before the event.
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Note: Talk titles have been *modified* to fit this shitty 80's format.
Note Note: See "Speakers" area for full titles and abstracts.
Thursday, May 18th, 2023
1900 - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - EXTRA_TOP_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!
Friday, May 19th, 2023
^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
0900 - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SWAG, 喝一杯
1035 - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
1100 - KEYNOTE.1 - "TBD" - TBA
1200 - TALK.1 - "TBD" - TBA
1300 - BREAK
1400 - TALK.2 - "TBD" - TBA
1500 - TALK.3 - "TBD" - TBA
1600 - TALK.4 - "TBD" - TBA
1700 - QUICK BREAK - BRB
1715 - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS - c7five
1730 - SYS64738, 请回家
^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - TURBO.1 - "TBD" - TBA
1230 - TURBO.2 - "TBD" - TBA
1300 - TURBO.3 - "TBD" - TBA
1330 - TURBO.4 - "TBD" - TBA
1400 - TURBO.5 - "TBD" - TBA
1430 - TURBO.6 - "TBD" - TBA
1500 - TURBO.7 - "TBD" - TBA
1530 - TURBO.8 - "TBD" - TBA
1600 - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN
^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - X.1 - "TBD" - TBA
1400 - X.2 - "TBD" - TBA
1600 - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN
2000 - THOTCON 0xC PARTY* - at TBD**
* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. No Guests or +1s.
** Must have 0xC badge for entry. No badge, no entry.
Saturday, May 20th, 2023
^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
0930 - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
1035 - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
1100 - KEYNOTE.2 - "TBD" - TBA
1200 - TALK.6 - "TBD" - TBA
1300 - TALK.7 - "TBD" - TBA
1400 - TALK.8 - "TBD" - TBA
1500 - TALK.9 - "TBD" - TBA
1600 - CONTEST RESULTS - Contest Leads
1630 - DAY 2 - CLOSING REMARKS - c7five && Lead OPERs
1645 - SYS64738, 请回家
^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - TURBO.9 - "TBD" - TBA
1230 - TURBO.10 - "TBD" - TBA
1300 - TURBO.11 -- "TBD" - TBA
1330 - NULL - ./HJSETUP.EXE
1400 - CONTEST.1 - "HACKER JEOPARDY"
1500 - NULL - ./RM HJSETUP.EXE
1530 - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN
^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
1200 - X.3 - "TBD" - TBA
1400 - X.4 - "TBD" - TBA
1600 - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN
*** AREAS *****************************************************************
This year the conference will have 7 different areas:
* LOC://AUD - Track 1
- This is where the full-length talks are located.
- There will be theatre style seating in this room.
- Talkers will be asked to leave Track 1.
- Again, there is NO talking in Track 1 or you will be asked to leave.
很抱歉,沒有酒了。
* LOC://GYM - Track 2
- This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.
- There will be rows of chairs.
- Talkers will be asked to leave Track 2.
- Again, there is NO talking in Track 2 or you will be asked to leave.
* LOC://306 - Track X
- This is where the Track X worksthop talks will be held.
- There will be chair seating and screens.
* LOC://BAR - BarCon && Edu Sponsors
- There will be drinking in here.
- The Edu Sponsors will be in here.
- There will be music and wubs.
- There will be Lulz.
- There will be chairs and tables.
- There will be access to the tubes.
- You do not have to STFU in here!
*LOC://TENT
- Large tent with nearby food stations:
- Breakfast
- Lunch Selections
- Snacks
- Note: All meals are $5.00 or so.
- There will be chairs and tables.
- You do not have to STFU out here!
* LOC://R109 - Villages
- Table 0 - NO HUGGING VILLAGE
- Table 1 - LOCKPICK VILLAGE
- Table 2 - TROLLING VILLAGE
- Table 3 - JAKU & FRIENDS PUPPET SHOW
- Table 4 - TBA
- Table 5 - TBA
* LOC://R309 && R311 - VIP
- For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet and
an afternoon snacks. This area will be open until 1 hour before close.
- There will be Track 1 && Track 2 video and audio in these rooms.
- 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
- Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи.
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