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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-co
mmercial event looking to provide the best conference possible on a very li
mited budget. 

THOTCON 0xA will be held in Chicago, IL on May 3rd and 4th, 2019.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

*** SCHEDULE **************************************************************

Note: Talk titles have been shortened to fit this shitty 80's format.

Note Note: See "Speakers" area for full titles and abstracts. 

Thursday, May 2nd, 2019

07:30PM - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - EXTRA_TOP_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Friday, May 3rd, 2019

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SHIRT, 喝一杯
10:35AM - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.1 - "TBA" - TBA
12:00PM - TALK.1 - "TBA" - TBA
01:00PM - TALK.2 - "TBA" - TBA
02:00PM - TALK.3 - "TBA" - TBA
03:00PM - TALK.4 - "TBA" - TBA
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.2 - "TBA" - TBA
05:00PM - TALK.5 - "TBA" - TBA
06:00PM - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS - c7five
06:10PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.1 - "TBA" - TBA
11:30AM - TURBO.2 - "TBA" - TBA
12:00PM - TURBO.3 - "TBA" - TBA
12:30PM - TURBO.4 - "TBA" - TBA
01:00PM - TUBRO.5 - "TBA" - TBA
01:30PM - TURBO.6 - "TBA" - TBA
02:00PM - TURBO.7 - "TBA" - TBA
02:30PM - TURBO.8 - "TBA" - TBA
03:00PM - TURBO.9 - "TBA" - TBA
03:30PM - TURBO.10 - "TBA" - TBA
04:00PM - TURBO.11 - "TBA" - TBA
04:30PM - TURBO.12 - "TBA" - TBA
05:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - X.1 - "TBA" - TBA
03:00PM - X.3 - "TBA" - TBA
04:00PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

09:00PM - THOTCON 0xA PARTY* - TBA**

* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. No Guests or +1s. 
** Must have conference BADGE for entry. 

Saturday, May 4th, 2019

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
10:35AM - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.3 - "TBA" - TBA
12:00PM - TALK.6 - "TBA" - TBA
01:00PM - TALK.7 - "TBA" - TBA
02:00PM - TALK.8 - "TBA" - TBA
03:00PM - TALK.9 - "TBA" - TBA
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.4 - "TBA" - TBA
05:00PM - CONTEST RESULTS - Contest Leads 
05:30PM - DAY 2 - CLOSING REMARKS - c7five
06:00PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.13 - "TBA" - TBA
11:30AM - TURBO.14 - "TBA" - TBA
12:00PM - TURBO.15 - "TBA" - TBA
12:30PM - TURBO.16 - "TBA" - TBA
01:00PM - TUBRO.17 - "TBA" - TBA
01:30PM - TURBO.18 - "TBA" - TBA
02:00PM - TURBO.19 - "TBA" - TBA
02:30PM - TURBO.20 - "TBA" - TBA
03:00PM - TURBO.21 - "TBA" - TBA
03:30PM - TURBO.22 - "TBA" - TBA 
04:00PM - TURBO.23 - "TBA" - TBA
04:30PM - TURBO.24 - "TBA" - TBA
05:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - X.4 - "TBA" - TBA
02:00PM - X.5 - "TBA" - TBA
04:00PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

10:00PM - THOTCON && NEO PARTY @ TBA

NO COVER / NON-HOSTED BAR

See Twitter #babybathbubbles

Sunday, May 5th, 2019

BurbSecCon
Noon - 4:00pm @ TBA
Open Bar + Free $FOOD
(Sponsored by TBA) 

*** AREAS *****************************************************************

This year the conference will have 6 different areas:

* LOC://AUD - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will be theatre style seating in this room. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 1. 
  - Again, there is NO talking in Track 1 or you will be asked to leave. 
很抱歉，沒有酒了。

* LOC://GYM - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will be rows of chairs.
 - There will be a bar in here. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 2. 
 - Again, there is NO talking in Track 2 or you will be asked to leave. 

* LOC://306 - Track X 
 - This is where the Track X demos talks will be held. 
 - There will be chair seating and screens.

* LOC://BAR - BarCon, Edu Sponsors && Food Trucks
 - There will be drinking in here. 
 - The Edu Sponsors will be in here. 
 - There will be music and wubs.
 - There will be Lulz.
 - There will be chairs and tables.
 - There will be access to the tubes.
 - You do not have to STFU in here!
 - Food trucks will be parked right out the South exit. 
   - 2 Breakfast trucks, 4 lunch trucks 
   - large tent with tables for seating

* LOC://R109 - Villages A 
 - Table 0 - HACKER BREW CONTEST INFO/CHECK-IN/JUDGING
 - Table 1 - TBA
 - Table 2 - TBA
 - Table 3 - LOCKPICK VILLAGE PEOPLE

* LOC://R111 - Villages B
 - Table 4 - TBA
 - Table 5 - TBA
 - Table 6 - Jaku & Friends Puppet Show 
 - Table 7 - TBA

* LOC://R309 && R301 - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snacks. This area will be open until 1 hour before close. 
 - There will be Track 1 && Track 2 video and audio in these rooms. 

 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

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