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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-co
mmercial event looking to provide the best conference possible on a very li
mited budget. 

THOTCON 0x6 will be held in Chicago, IL on May 14th and 15th, 2015.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

*** SCHEDULE **************************************************************

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

07:00PM - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - UBER_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

^^^ TRACK ONE / Трек один ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SHIRT, 喝一杯
10:45AM - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.1 - "TBD" - TBD
12:00PM - TALK.1 - "TBD" - TBD
01:00PM - TALK.2 - "TBD" - TBD
02:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TALK.3 - "TBD" - TBD
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.2 - "TBD" - TBD
05:00PM - TALK.4 - "TBD" - TBD
06:00PM - TALK.5 - "TBD" - TBD
07:00PM - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS
07:20PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - TURBO.1 - "TBD" - TBD
12:30PM - TURBO.2 - "TBD" - TBD
01:00PM - TUBRO.3 - "TBD" - TBD
01:30PM - TURBO.4 - "TBD" - TBD
02:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TURBO.5 - "TBD" - TBD
03:30PM - TURBO.6 - "TBD" - TBD
04:00PM - BREAK - GO SEE THE KEYNOTE - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
05:00PM - TURBO.8 - "TBD" - TBD
05:30PM - TURBO.9 - "TBD" - TBD
06:00PM - TURBO.10 - "TBD" - TBD
06:30PM - TURBO.11 - "TBD" - TBD
07:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

Friday, May 15th, 2015

^^^ TRACK ONE / Трек один ^^^
10:00AM - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
10:45AM - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.3 - "TBD" - TBD
12:00PM - TALK.6 - "TBD" - TBD
01:00PM - TALK.7 - "TBD" - TBD
02:00PM - HACKER BREW CONTENT RESULTS - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TALK.8 - "TBD" - TBD
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.4 - "TBD" - TBD
05:00PM - TALK.9 - "TBD" - TBD
06:00PM - TALK.10 - "TBD" - TBD
06:00PM - DAY 2 CLOSING REMARKS
06:20PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - TURBO.12 - "TBD" - TBD
12:30PM - TURBO.13 - "TBD" - TBD
01:00PM - TUBRO.14 - "TBD" - TBD
01:30PM - TURBO.15 - "TBD" - TBD
02:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TURBO.16 - "TBD" - TBD
03:30PM - TURBO.17 - "TBD" - TBD
04:00PM - BREAK - GO SEE THE KEYNOTE - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
05:00PM - TURBO.18 - "TBD" - TBD
05:30PM - TURBO.19 - "TBD" - TBD
06:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

08:30PM - THOTCON 0X6 AFTERPARTY * - DRINKS://1ocalhost**

Featuring TBA

* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. 
** Located at TOP_SECRET.

*** AREAS *****************************************************************

This year the conference will have 5 different areas:

* LOC://SR - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will rows of chairs with tables and rows without.
 - There will be highboy tables in the back of this area as well. 
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.   
 - You can buy good food in this area. 很抱歉,沒有酒了。

* LOC://IB - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will rows of chairs with tables and rows without.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.
 - You can buy good food and drink in this area. 

* LOC://SOUTH.LOFT - Club THOTCON.
 - There will be drinking in here. 
 - There will be music and wubs.
 - There will be crazy fucking lights in here.
 - There will be Lulz (and maybe a few Anons).
 - There will chairs, tables, couches, and beds.
 - There will be power and access to the tubes.
 - There will be arcade games. 
 - You do not have to STFU in here!

* LOC://NORTH.LOFT - Village
 - Table 0 - Workshop88
 - Table 1 - TBD
 - Table 2 - Lock Pick Village
 - Table 3 - HACKER BREW CONTEST INFO/CHECK-IN/JUDGING
 - Table 4 - TBD
 - Table 5 - TBD
 - Table 6 - TBD
 - Table 7 - TBD
 - Table 8 - TBD

* LOC://SKYHIGH - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snacks. This area will be until 1 hour before close. 
 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

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Note: All Food and Drinks purchase via Food/Drink tickets. 
Note Note: Food/Drink Ticket purchase is CASH ONLY. Plan ahead. 

* Drinks
- Soda && h20 == FREE
- Fresh Brewed Coffee == $3.00
- Bloody Mary && Screw Drivers (AM Only) == $5.00
- Mixed Drinks && Beer == $5.00

* Breakfast Eats (AM Only) == $5.00
- Good Morning Breakfast Sandwiches Baskets 
- Eggs, Cheese & Bacon on Toast + Hash Brown

* Lunch && Afternoon Eats == $8.00
- Homemade Buffalo Wings & Blue Cheese + Celery Sticks w/ Dipping Sauce
- Tacos Deluxe  Chipotle Carnitas or Baja Fish w/ Rice & Beans + Chips&Guac
- Brioche Butter Burger & Tots  Onions, Cheese & Veggies Available
- Banh Mi Sandwiches  BBQ Pork, Spicy Chicken, Veg Tofu + Chips  
- Spinach Noodle Pad Thai  Shrimp or Veg + Spring Roll

* Small Thingys
- Chips == $2
- Apples == $1
- Candy Bars == $2
- Gum && Mints == $1

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